on 2dae blogpost it will b "national mrbrown day" day
(if u r wondering y i put 2 daes coz mnbcvcv dae is d name so.bbhmbhndae dae is d full name")

................hi n welcome 2 d mrbrownshow once again i m mrbrown n i m mr miyagi
dis episode of d mrbrown show is sponsored by RAZERPROSOLUTIONS and IMAGINARY FRIENDS STUDIOUS.

elo n welcome 2 d mrbrown show dis id mrbrown n dis is mr miyagi helo evribody

we noe how xpensive driving can b n after u count d cost of ur car, road tax, insurance, petrol n den d BLOODY ERP n parking wich deducts moni frm ur cashcard aniwae we cant save u moni but we found dis new product frm a company tt sells mobile fones ringtones online..new model customizable IU UNIT got sound

( ever been frustrated or andry tt d cashcard of ur car runs out of moni after onli a few daes bcoz of ERP n xpensive car parks, we r sure tt u haf cursed a few times wen ur cars IU beeps evrytime moni is deducted

(BEEP) nabei bloody ERP chou ***** go 2 d orchard rd too early F**K U
calm down darling its onli $1
onli $1 onli $1 NABEI CHOU***** go in a few times a dae deduct how much already! park inside orchard rd carpark deduct somore NABEI CHOU*****

well we cant make ur cars IU not deduct moni evritime u drive past a ERP zone but we surely save u time n energy when u do. frm d same ppl in our company tt give u such cool customizable ringtones 4 ur moblie fone weve criated a series of ringtones 4 ur cars IU jus log on 2 our website www. iuringtones.com.sg n simply download ur fav 2 install in2 ur cars IU n u will nva haf 2 swear or mutter under ur breath evritime moni is deducted frm ur cashcard again here r some samples when u enter an ERP zone

NABEI CHOU***** deduct moni again (PUI!!!)
or a shorter tone : JI***
or a longer 1 : NABEI CHOU*****MOTHER*****NVA DIE B4 LEFT RITE CENTRE ALL HAF ERP DEDUCT HERE DEDUCT DERE CAR HAVEN PARK ALREADY KENA LEFT RITE CENTRE NABEI WAH KAO NO MONI 2 SHOPPING
or a tone of resignation : NABEI next time take bus liao...

blah blah i will continue next time mom scold liao *****!!!